While I'd like to see a picture of Wario's lifestyle driving Wii Fit Trainer to madness, I'm really not looking forward to actual porn of the two. Of course, it will still be made, this is the internet after all.
I'm surprised Link's hitting on Samus... I thought he'd be trying to chat up Zelda instead.
Is this really hitting on? I think this is just being a friend (in this case, helping comfort her at the bar when she's creeped out by her new stalker).
If anything he's edging into the Gay Friend/Pet Homosexual territory here.