Hum...how about a twist here. She came in as a humble inexperienced maid?
So tell me all about it. About how you all met.It's just simple curiosity.But it's going to be a long story.It's fine. The night's still young.This tale is distorted.It will likely have nothing right,It certainly won't be what you want to hear.No reason really.and will be filled with my own biases.It may even be just a delusion.
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Scarlet Devil End of Digression
...Well it's fine, really....And why would you want to hear that?Huh?I must warn you of one thing.